He's Just Not That Into You
When you're a little kid, and I do mean little, you're taught some pretty basic principles. Finger painting your walls is a no-no. Not eating your dinner means no ice cream for dessert. Brushing your teeth is mandatory, not optional. There is a reason for making your bed in the morning; it's just that no one knows what it is. These are all things you learn from older, wiser folks you generally refer to as mommy and daddy.
And then there are the things you're not taught - the things you simply do not understand. Most little kids can't help but question these things. Why aren't you allowed to ask fat ladies how much they weigh? Why is it okay for daddy to say no-no words? Why does Timothy Anderson pick on me, and why are you smiling?
Personally, I think the Disney executives should be sued for a sizable amount of money. Every shattered girl deserves a dollar for the heartache Disney set us up for. As children we were taught that dreams come true if you just believe. Well. I believed. And look at me now.
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